Youngest Lols Wiser Lols - Funny Or Not ?

Wiser lols - funny or not ? - youngest lols

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand you have different fingers.

3. The 42.7 percent of all statistics are based on the floor.

4. The 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

9. Support bacteria. You're the only culture of the people.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise your hand.

14. Ok, what the speed of darkness?

15. If everything comes your way, you're on the wrong track.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness is good now.

17. How deep would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles fly May, weasels, but not take over the engines.

19. And if you scared half to death twice?

20. Why LEDs ask your name?

21. Within each person, a person must ask: "What happened?"

22. Remember - if the world did not suck, we all fall.

23. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear it.

24. Life is like a box of chocolates. It's more like a glass of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.